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  <title>E-rik</title>
  <subtitle>Mutha Trucka</subtitle>
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    <name>E-rik</name>
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    <title>Hey</title>
    <published>2007-05-24T20:55:06Z</published>
    <updated>2007-05-24T20:55:06Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Peter, Bjorn, &amp; John</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I forgot I had this thing. How's everybody doing?</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2006-04-09T21:48:00</title>
    <published>2006-04-10T04:53:26Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-10T04:53:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So I'm going to see Slayer thanks to Beau. Hanging out with him again was definetely fun, even though I had to go to work after 2 hours. I guess we're going to get tix for Rob Zombie soon....Fuck yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Have a nice day&lt;br /&gt;Quote of the century:"She's porbably like 'I'm tired of these taquitos, I want a Carne asada Burrito'" &lt;br /&gt;-Wallie&lt;br /&gt;Dang dude...thats funny</content>
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    <title>I still don't have internet at home</title>
    <published>2006-03-29T19:03:17Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-29T19:03:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm just bored right now, so to everyone: Have a wonderful day</content>
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    <title>A Long thing from Brandon</title>
    <published>2006-01-05T02:03:41Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-05T02:03:41Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Heaven Shall Burn</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Starting time: 5:18 pm&lt;br /&gt;1. Full name: Erik E***s Anderson&lt;br /&gt;2. Nicknames: E-rik, Fag&lt;br /&gt;3. Birthday: February 23rd&lt;br /&gt;4. Age: 17&lt;br /&gt;5. Sex: Male&lt;br /&gt;6. Social Security: Don't worry about it&lt;br /&gt;7. Hometown: San Diego, California &lt;br /&gt;8. Where do you live now: Escondido&lt;br /&gt;9. Zodiac sign: Pisces&lt;br /&gt;10. What grade are you in and what school do you attend?: 12th Orange Glen&lt;br /&gt;11. Siblings and their ages: Michelle: 16, Daniel: 12&lt;br /&gt;12. Do you get along: With Daniel&lt;br /&gt;13. Pets: Buck and Chuey (AKA Chuck and Chunky, named by Gianni)&lt;br /&gt;14. Righty or Lefty: Righty&lt;br /&gt;15. Bedtime: between Around 10&lt;br /&gt;16. E-mail: Anderson_2049@yahoo.com (Ive had it since 7th grade, shtu up&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUR LOOKS]&lt;br /&gt;17. Hair color: Dirty Blonde&lt;br /&gt;18. Eye color: Gross Green&lt;br /&gt;19. Do u wear contacts or glasses?: Glasses&lt;br /&gt;20. Do you have any piercings?: No&lt;br /&gt;21. Tattoos: None&lt;br /&gt;22. Scars: I have always had one under my pinky&lt;br /&gt;23. Height: 5' 9"&lt;br /&gt;24. Do you wear any rings: Naw&lt;br /&gt;25. What shoes do you wear: Converse, because I am scene (kidding)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[JUST LATELY]&lt;br /&gt;26. Drove a car: Yes&lt;br /&gt;27. Met someone: Yes&lt;br /&gt;28. Done laundry: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;29. Cried: I dont think so&lt;br /&gt;30. Wore a skirt: Thats my business&lt;br /&gt;31. How are you today? I'm ok&lt;br /&gt;32. Wearing: Unearth Shirt, Jeans, Socks, Boxers&lt;br /&gt;33. Thinking about: I am thinking about what I'm thinking about right now &lt;br /&gt;34. What does your hair look like at the moment?: Pretty Gross&lt;br /&gt;35. What song are you listening to right now?: Roboturner, by BTBAM&lt;br /&gt;36. What was the last thing you ate and/or drank?: My mom's tacos = Good&lt;br /&gt;37. How is the weather right now?: Dark and spooky&lt;br /&gt;38. Last person you talked to on the phone: I dont remember&lt;br /&gt;39. Watching: My computer Screen&lt;br /&gt;40. What time is it: 5:25&lt;br /&gt;[DO YOU BELIEVE IN]&lt;br /&gt;41. Yourself: A Little&lt;br /&gt;42. Friends: My friends are pretty cool&lt;br /&gt;43. Best friends of the opposite sex: Yes&lt;br /&gt;44. Santa Clause: No&lt;br /&gt;45. Tooth fairy: No&lt;br /&gt;46. Angels: Undecided&lt;br /&gt;47. Ghosts: Yes&lt;br /&gt;48. Aliens: "If not, its quite a lot of wasted space" - Jodie Foster Contact&lt;br /&gt;49. God: Undecided&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[MORE ABOUT YOU]&lt;br /&gt;50. What are the last four digits of your phone number?: 8462&lt;br /&gt;51. Do you like the person who sent you this?: Brandon is a cool guy, so yes. Although he didnt send it to me&lt;br /&gt;52. How do you eat an Oreo? I dip it in milk first&lt;br /&gt;53. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: I would like to be orange. Orange seems like a party color&lt;br /&gt;54. Have you ever almost died: Yes&lt;br /&gt;55. What's the best advice ever given to you: "Grow a pair Anderson" - Yair Reyes&lt;br /&gt;56. Have you ever won any special award: I won the Grant Spelling Bee in 8th grade...&lt;br /&gt;57. Do you like to dance?: Nope&lt;br /&gt;58. Worst sickness you have ever had: Something when I was a baby and almost killed me&lt;br /&gt;59. What's the stupidest thing you have ever done: Oh jeez, so many things&lt;br /&gt;60. Whats the next CD you are going to buy: Probably "Come Clarity" When it comes out&lt;br /&gt;61. What sport do you hate the most: I like sports&lt;br /&gt;62. Place for a dream house: San Diego&lt;br /&gt;63. How many kids do you want to have: I dunno&lt;br /&gt;64. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone: Naw&lt;br /&gt;65. Who do you tell your dreams to: Nobody&lt;br /&gt;66. What are you most scared of: Being completely and utterly alone&lt;br /&gt;67. How many TV's do you have in your house: 5&lt;br /&gt;68. Do you have your own: Yes&lt;br /&gt;69. Do you have your own phone line: No&lt;br /&gt;70. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: No&lt;br /&gt;71. Are you a flirty person: Haha, I ain't that smoothe&lt;br /&gt;72. Are you shy: I'm getting over it&lt;br /&gt;73. Are you outgoing: Sometimes&lt;br /&gt;74. Who is the loudest friend you have: Becka HAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;br /&gt;75. Who is the quietest friend you have: Becka (Seriously)&lt;br /&gt;76. Who looks the worst in the morning: I bet its Rosie O'donnell&lt;br /&gt;77. Who's the messiest eater: Tyler....eww&lt;br /&gt;78. Who's the slowest eater: I dont know&lt;br /&gt;79. Who's the bossiest: I dont know, probably me&lt;br /&gt;80. Who is the 'mom' outta your friends: Brooke&lt;br /&gt;81. Who are the top 3 hottest guys/girls you know?: I don't find any of my friends "hot"&lt;br /&gt;82. Who's the weirdest: Me&lt;br /&gt;83. Who is the funniest: Julio&lt;br /&gt;84. Who do you go to for advice: None of them&lt;br /&gt;85. Who do you think about most when you're not online: I dont know&lt;br /&gt;86. Who do you cry with: Nobody, really&lt;br /&gt;87. What's the best feeling in the world: When I make someone I either really like or really respect laugh.&lt;br /&gt;88. When is the last time you cried: I don't remember&lt;br /&gt;89. Is cheerleading a sport: They watch Sports&lt;br /&gt;90. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop: my dad knows&lt;br /&gt;91. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: Egg&lt;br /&gt;92. Root Beer or Dr.Pepper?: Root Beer&lt;br /&gt;93. Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate&lt;br /&gt;94. Love or lust: Love&lt;br /&gt;95. Silver or gold: Silver&lt;br /&gt;96. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: No&lt;br /&gt;97. What's your favorite color: Green&lt;br /&gt;98. What's your favorite band/singer: BTBAM at the moment&lt;br /&gt;99. Who do you dream about: Mr. Munch from Chuck E. Cheese coming to my 5th birthday party and Killing everybody. The Barney comes and kills him. (A dream I really Had)&lt;br /&gt;100. Favourite song: When Happy:Funeral Thirst When Down: Backwards Marathon&lt;br /&gt;101. Do you like to sing in the shower: No&lt;br /&gt;102. Had an imaginary friend: No&lt;br /&gt;103. Wanted to hook up with a friend: hellz yes&lt;br /&gt;104. Cried during a movie: Of Course&lt;br /&gt;105. Had a crush on a teacher: No, but I thought Mrs Coleman was attractive. -HAHA Same as Brandon&lt;br /&gt;106. What is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the morning: "Oh god, morning already?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[Preference]&lt;br /&gt;107. Sleep on your back, stomach or side: Side&lt;br /&gt;108. Adidas, Nike, or Reeboks: None&lt;br /&gt;109. Croutons or Bacon Bits: Croutons&lt;br /&gt;110. 2 doors or 4 (on a car): 4&lt;br /&gt;111. Bridges or Tunnels: Tunnels&lt;br /&gt;112. One pillow or two: I sleep with like...5&lt;br /&gt;113. Salt or butter flavored popcorn: Butter&lt;br /&gt;114. Fizzy or still water: Fizzy water&lt;br /&gt;115. Red wine or white wine: None&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[WORD ASSOCIATION-1ST THING THAT COMES TO MIND]&lt;br /&gt;117. Rubber Gloves: Condoms&lt;br /&gt;118. Disney Character: Mickey&lt;br /&gt;119. Fast Food place: Mcdonalds&lt;br /&gt;120. Board Game: Hi-Ho Cherry-O&lt;br /&gt;121. Rock: Board&lt;br /&gt;122. Blue: Shoe&lt;br /&gt;123. Wet: Vac&lt;br /&gt;124. Cry: Laugh&lt;br /&gt;125. Peanut Butter: Good&lt;br /&gt;126. Hay: How ya doing?&lt;br /&gt;127. Paper: Rock or scissor&lt;br /&gt;128. Wood: Good&lt;br /&gt;129. Yellow: Green&lt;br /&gt;130. Laugh: Love&lt;br /&gt;131. Ugly: myslef&lt;br /&gt;132. Happy: Want&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOU AND LOVE]&lt;br /&gt;133. Do you believe in love?: Yes&lt;br /&gt;134. Do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend?: Not at this point in time&lt;br /&gt;135. Do you have crush?: No&lt;br /&gt;136. Who is your crush?: Yo no tengo&lt;br /&gt;137. Are you sending this to your crush?: I dont have one&lt;br /&gt;138. Do you believe in love at first sight?: Naw&lt;br /&gt;139. What song do you want played at your wedding: Haha&lt;br /&gt;140. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with: Someone who can laugh with me&lt;br /&gt;141. Do you find yourself attractive: I dont want to sound Cliche or anything but No&lt;br /&gt;142. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Smile&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS]&lt;br /&gt;144. Long or short hair: &lt;br /&gt;145. Good or Bad Boy: &lt;br /&gt;146. Hat or no hat:&lt;br /&gt;147. Ears pierced or not: &lt;br /&gt;148. Tan or fair: &lt;br /&gt;149. Boxers or breifs: &lt;br /&gt;150. Curly or straight hair?: &lt;br /&gt;151. Tall or short: &lt;br /&gt;152. Six pack or muscular arms: &lt;br /&gt;153. Dimples: &lt;br /&gt;154. Stubble or clean shaven: &lt;br /&gt;155. Glasses: &lt;br /&gt;156. Smart or dumb: &lt;br /&gt;157. Dependent or independent: &lt;br /&gt;158. Rugged or sporty:&lt;br /&gt;159. Studly or cutie: &lt;br /&gt;160. What sport should he play?: &lt;br /&gt;161. Accent or not: &lt;br /&gt;162. Your ideal guy: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[FOR GUYS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GIRLS]&lt;br /&gt;163. Long or short hair: Shortish&lt;br /&gt;165. Hair up or down: Depends on the girl&lt;br /&gt;166. Dark, light, or crazy cool: Crazy Cool&lt;br /&gt;167. Long or short nails: No Matter&lt;br /&gt;168. Pants or dress: Pants&lt;br /&gt;169. Good or bad girl: Prefferably Good&lt;br /&gt;170. Tall or short: Short&lt;br /&gt;171. Tan or fair: Either&lt;br /&gt;172. Glasses: Sure&lt;br /&gt;173. Pretty indoor chick or crazy party chick: Pretty Indoor Chick&lt;br /&gt;174. Freckles or none: None&lt;br /&gt;175. Shy or outgoing: Between The Two&lt;br /&gt;176. Interesting or dull: Interesting (What kind of question is that?)&lt;br /&gt;177. Funny or always cool: Funny&lt;br /&gt;178. Talkitive or shy: Shy&lt;br /&gt;179. Your ideal girl: One who can make me feel like I am wanted and who has a good sense of humor&lt;br /&gt;180. Mrs.Sensitive or Mrs. Funny: Senorita Comico&lt;br /&gt;181. Sportsy or elegant: Elegant&lt;br /&gt;182. Bikini or full piece bathing suit: No Matter&lt;br /&gt;183. Hot, Sexy or cute: Cute&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU..]&lt;br /&gt;184. Took a shower: This Morn&lt;br /&gt;185. Watched Bambi: 15 years maybe?&lt;br /&gt;186. Got a real letter: Never&lt;br /&gt;187. Wished upon a star: A couple nights ago, it was the first time I tried it&lt;br /&gt;188. Asked someone for forgiveness: A while ago&lt;br /&gt;189. Hugged someone: Yesterday&lt;br /&gt;190. Kissed someone: Couple months&lt;br /&gt;191. Ate something: 2 hours ago&lt;br /&gt;192. Called someone: a week ago&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[WHAT IS YOUR..]&lt;br /&gt;193. Good luck charm: No tengo&lt;br /&gt;194. Bedroom like: Blue and Metal&lt;br /&gt;195. Favorite Breakfast food: Cinnamon Swirl Cereal&lt;br /&gt;196. Favorite lunch food: Chicken&lt;br /&gt;197. Best thing that happened to you today: I came home&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FOLLOWING]&lt;br /&gt;198. Abortion: Let them do it if they want&lt;br /&gt;199. Homosexuality: Who cares? Let a guy marry another guy&lt;br /&gt;200. Rap: Old School is sweet&lt;br /&gt;201. Classical: I like it&lt;br /&gt;202. Oldies: Meh&lt;br /&gt;203. Swing: No me gusta&lt;br /&gt;204. 80's: some is OK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[PICK ONE: THIS OR THAT]&lt;br /&gt;205. Lights on/off: ON&lt;br /&gt;206. Sun, rain or snow: Sun&lt;br /&gt;207. Mickey D's (McDonalds) or BK (burger king): Eww&lt;br /&gt;208. Do you like scary movies or happy movies better: Depends on my mood&lt;br /&gt;209. Backstreet boys or N*Sync: N*Sync&lt;br /&gt;210. On the phone or in person: In Person&lt;br /&gt;211. Summer or winter: Summer&lt;br /&gt;212. Chocolate or white milk: Chocolate&lt;br /&gt;213. Cd or tape: CD&lt;br /&gt;214. Hugs or kisses: Hugs&lt;br /&gt;215. Cake or pie: Cake&lt;br /&gt;216. Cats or dogs: Dogs&lt;br /&gt;217. Mud or jello wretsling: Jellow&lt;br /&gt;218. Skiing or boarding?: Boarding (Though I do neither)&lt;br /&gt;219. Day or night: Day&lt;br /&gt;220. Sunset or sunrise: Rise&lt;br /&gt;221. Diamond or pearls: Neither&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[YOUR FAVES]&lt;br /&gt;222. Candy: Skittles&lt;br /&gt;223. Beverage: Barq's Root Beer/Cactus Cooler&lt;br /&gt;224. Cartoon characters: Carl From Aqua Teen Hunger Force&lt;br /&gt;225. Sport(s): Football&lt;br /&gt;226. Song: Funeral thirst&lt;br /&gt;227. Favorite actor or actress: Jim Carrey&lt;br /&gt;228. Favorite movie: Dumb &amp; Dumber&lt;br /&gt;229. Tv show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force&lt;br /&gt;230. Favourite food: Chicken&lt;br /&gt;231. Ice cream: Reese's Peanut Butter Cup&lt;br /&gt;232. Subject: Video&lt;br /&gt;233. Shampoo: Pssshhh&lt;br /&gt;234. Favourite month: February&lt;br /&gt;235. Favourite number: 8&lt;br /&gt;236. Favourite person to talk to online: I dont know&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[HAVE YOU EVER..]&lt;br /&gt;237. Cut your hair yourself: No&lt;br /&gt;238. Been on stage:  Yes&lt;br /&gt;239. Had a new kids on the block tape: hahaha yes&lt;br /&gt;240. Ever thought an animated character was hot: Nope&lt;br /&gt;241. Kept a secret from everyone: Yes&lt;br /&gt;242. Been hurt emotionally: Who hasnt?&lt;br /&gt;243. Been in a car accident: Yes&lt;br /&gt;244. Put a body part in fire for amusement: no&lt;br /&gt;245. Drank: no&lt;br /&gt;246. Smoked: no&lt;br /&gt;247. Broke the law: Yeah, but nothing serious&lt;br /&gt;248. Ran from the cops: No&lt;br /&gt;249. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: no&lt;br /&gt;250. Tried to kill yourself: no&lt;br /&gt;251. Made your self throw up: Yeah, but not to get thin, I felt really sick&lt;br /&gt;252. Been in love: Yeah...&lt;br /&gt;253. Loved someone so much it made you cry: Yeah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[RANDOM QUESTIONS]&lt;br /&gt;254. What is the best "unexpected thing?": When the person you "like" comes to talk to you uninvited&lt;br /&gt;255. The most common use for Vaseline: I don't know what its used for&lt;br /&gt;256. What was the name of your childhood blanket: Didnt have one&lt;br /&gt;257. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: No&lt;br /&gt;258. Who is the last person that you got mail from: I dont get mail&lt;br /&gt;259. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Nope&lt;br /&gt;260. Make 3 Wishes: 1. I want to meet a cool girl for me 2.I want a sweet Video Camera 3.I hope the LeBaron Hangs in there til I can get another car&lt;br /&gt;261. Which stores would you choose to Max your credit card: Online&lt;br /&gt;262. What do you do most often when you are bored: Complain&lt;br /&gt;263. Funniest thing: When Me and Julio feel like laughing, there are lots of funny things&lt;br /&gt;264. Humiliating Moments: When I get pissed and say stuff I dont mean (i.e. "YOU BITCHES CAN WALK HOME!!!)&lt;br /&gt;265. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: nope&lt;br /&gt;266. Worst memories: I dont know&lt;br /&gt;267. Best memories: Beau's Garage&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[ONE FINAL NOTE]&lt;br /&gt;268. Who sent this to you: Noone I toook it from Brandon&lt;br /&gt;269. Name one nice thing about the person who sent this to you: Hes friggin Awesome&lt;br /&gt;270. Do you like filling these out: They're alright&lt;br /&gt;271. How many people are you sending this too: thats the wrong form of "to"&lt;br /&gt;272. Do you want you friends to write back: Im Not Sending It&lt;br /&gt;273. Who will respond to this email fastest: ITS NOT AN EMAIL&lt;br /&gt;274. Who is the least likely to respond: AHHHHHHHH&lt;br /&gt;275. What is the first thing that comes to mind: Im a weird kid&lt;br /&gt;276. Who would you say you can trust most?: I dont know&lt;br /&gt;277. Did you ever use a girl to make someone jealous: No&lt;br /&gt;Finishing Time: 6:00&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <title>A Survey I jacked, Straight Up</title>
    <published>2006-01-02T17:29:58Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-02T17:29:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>My Neighboors hammering and sawing</lj:music>
    <content type="html">E-rik&lt;br /&gt;What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?&lt;br /&gt;I made my voice heard, and now I have a lot of kickass friends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?&lt;br /&gt;I did not make any last year, nor will I this year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What would you like to have in 2006 that you lacked in 2005?&lt;br /&gt;A Big Dick&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What date from 2005 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?&lt;br /&gt;I don't remember the date, but when the girls got "lost" for an hour and a half at Jesmond Dene(Sp?) Park&lt;br /&gt;Why? Because I've never been so scared in my life...it was cool&lt;br /&gt;12/22 - It was the first show for Donnington. They did me proud, good job niggas&lt;br /&gt;Every Tuesday of the year. Del Taco Tuesday Bitches - (Shirts coming soon)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was your biggest achievement of the year?&lt;br /&gt;Overcoming my shyness&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was your biggest failure?&lt;br /&gt;Losing touch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you suffer illness or injury?&lt;br /&gt;No, but i got the itchiest asshole ever&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was the best thing you bought?&lt;br /&gt;Tickets to shows&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where did most of your money go?&lt;br /&gt;Cd's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What did you get really, really, really excited about? &lt;br /&gt;Meeting all of the bands I met.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What songs will always remind you of 2005?&lt;br /&gt;Anything by HORSE, because they describe the change in my friends&lt;br /&gt;Anything by Maiden, because they describe the funniest group of people I have ever known &lt;br /&gt; - Los Amigos De Culo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Compared to this time last year, are you:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i. happier or sadder? SOOOOO MUCH HAPPIER&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ii. thinner or fatter? thinner (if you can believe it)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;iii. richer or poorer? same&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you wish you'd done more of?&lt;br /&gt;Hanging with friends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What do you wish you'd done less of?&lt;br /&gt;Being with "somebody" DOT DOT DOT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How did you spend Christmas?&lt;br /&gt;With my family first, then with my friends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How many one-night stands? &lt;br /&gt;Lets see here.......carry the 12......none&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do you dislike anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?&lt;br /&gt;Yes...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was the best book you read?&lt;br /&gt;I didnt like any of the books I read&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What was your greatest musical discovery? &lt;br /&gt;Everything I listen to&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What did you want and get? &lt;br /&gt;EVERYTHING I GOT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What did you want and not get?&lt;br /&gt;Un Coche&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?&lt;br /&gt;I whined about insignificant shit. yup, the great age of 17&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?&lt;br /&gt;Not much, really. 2005 kicked ass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2005?&lt;br /&gt;Fuckin jeans and a T-shirt. Prefferably with a band name/insignia on it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What kept you sane?&lt;br /&gt;A Lot of stuff&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2005:&lt;br /&gt;Don't ditch your friends, any of them. Just because you think you've moved on and are now with people who are better. You need the other ones too.&lt;br /&gt;And to you who I did that to...I sincerely apologize</content>
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    <title>For Shizzle's Sake</title>
    <published>2006-01-01T23:42:17Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-01T23:42:17Z</updated>
    <lj:music>TTEOTD</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Julio has brought to my attention that tonight is the last real night of Winter Break. This being so, we need to really celebrate the spirit of Christmas. I say we do something crazy, wreckless, and hopefully stupid as hell. Does anyone own the movie Super Troopers?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://myspace.com/jobforacowboy"&gt;&lt;img src="http://jfacmetal.com/images/jfacbanner.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://myspace.com/tteotd"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c215/ericadani/anibloodlust.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go and have a listen.....in the name of everything that is holy...go have a listen</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-31T12:34:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-31T20:35:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-31T20:35:20Z</updated>
    <lj:music>The Locust</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/stophardcoredancing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.coalitionagainsthardcoredancing.com/cahd_banner2.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;HAHA sick</content>
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    <title>As Blood Runs Black</title>
    <published>2005-12-31T19:13:54Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-31T19:13:54Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/asbloodrunsblack"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8453/abrbbanner11ma.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-31T10:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-31T18:47:49Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-31T18:47:49Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Job For A Cowboy - EOAM</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I want to have a show for my birthday on Thursday February 23rd at the Jumping Turtle. &lt;br /&gt;The bands I have contacted:&lt;br /&gt;Donnington - A MUST have&lt;br /&gt;Suicide Silence - It would be sweet&lt;br /&gt;Job For A Cowboy - Would complete my life&lt;br /&gt;If they refuse, I dont know who I would want.</content>
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    <title>OH MY GOD</title>
    <published>2005-12-31T06:12:40Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-31T06:12:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Black Dahlia Murder</lj:music>
    <content type="html">THE FAT-BABYHEAD GUY IS HERE....AT MY HOUSE!!!!!! I'M SCARED, WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-30T03:37:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-30T12:05:46Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-30T12:18:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I can't sleep, so I took some funny quizzes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!-- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1363"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What genre of Metal are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hardcore Metal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bands like Walls of Jericho, Hatebreed, Bury Your Dead, and Remembering Never. Music is: Thunderous and powerful music that speaks to street smarts and about persevering. You are an aggressive individual who has many opinions that others find to be a bit much to handle. When these beliefs are called into question, you’d sooner pick a fight than argue about them intellectually. You strive for strength through unity and perseverance through adversity.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1363"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1363outcome5.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1363"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1320"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;Which cheesy pun are you like?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?  Anyone can roast beef!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1320"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1320outcome4.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1320"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=680"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;You are so famous for that one, which movie character are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are Legolas (from The Lord Of The Rings)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are cutish, blondish, you say the cheesiest things ever while trying to sound profound. You get into huge battles without splitting a hair and never get dust on your clothes, I despise you.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=680"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz680outcome7.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=680"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, that sucks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1262"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;Which South Park adult(s) are you most like?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Terrance &amp; Phillip&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;You're immature.  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You feel like you're under  too much pressure.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1260"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1260outcome6.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1260"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1168"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What Family Guy Character are you? &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Peter&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are the man of the house.Your an alcoholic,fat and a reguler subscriber to 'Penthouse' magazine.(don't know if thats good or bad!?)&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1168"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1168outcome4.gif"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1168"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1075"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;Which Seinfeld Character are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Cosmo Kramer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cosmo Kramer is the next door neighbor of Jerry Seinfeld that just  somehow wiggled his way into Jerry's life. Kramer borrows everything from Jerry, and returns nothing.  He has many zany stories and ideas.  He is very outgoing and loves to make a big entrance.    &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1075"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1075outcome1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1075"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=976"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What ALl in the family character are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Meathead&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meathead is the liberal boyfriend of Gloria.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=976"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=959"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What 80`s sitcom are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Family Matters&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;" DId I do that?"&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=959"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like this quiz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=973"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What Golden Girls character are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sofia&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sofia is the oldest of all the ladys. She is prob the funniest too. &lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=973"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1059"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What X-Files Character are you??&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fox Mulder&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are one paranoid dude. You believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life and will go to great lengths to pursue any chance of finding any. But you are also caring and gentle - and very sexy!!!&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1059"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1059outcome1.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=1059"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=956"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What Fresh Prince Of Belair Character Are you?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Carlton&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carlton is a goofey man. He is always doing stupid dance moves that don't have rythm.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=956"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=411"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;What video game character describes you? Version 2.0&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ash Ketchum&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are a wierdo who love stupid little creatures. You are an animal person and hate to hunt. You are probibly a vegitarian, or you can't think of how that cow became steak. Try to tolerate peoples descisions...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=411"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table border="0" bgcolor="black" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="10"&gt;&lt;tr bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="2"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=540"&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84"&gt;Who In Games Are You?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font color="#505A84" size="4"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Link&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;p&gt;Legend of Zelda's lean green fighting machine&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=540"&gt;&lt;img alt="Personality Test Results" border="0" src="http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz540outcome3.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp?action=take&amp;amp;quiz_id=540"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2" color="white"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Click Here to Take This Quiz&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="1" color="C0C0C0" face="verdana"&gt;Brought to you by &lt;a href="http://www.youthink.com/quiz.asp"&gt;&lt;font color="white"&gt;YouThink.com&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt; quizzes and personality tests.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>My turn</title>
    <published>2005-12-29T22:05:43Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-29T22:05:43Z</updated>
    <lj:music>HORSE the band - The Mechanical Hand</lj:music>
    <content type="html">(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show&lt;br /&gt;(x) Grease&lt;br /&gt;(x) Pirates of the Caribbean&lt;br /&gt;(x) Boondock Saints&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Mexican&lt;br /&gt;(x) Fight Club&lt;br /&gt;(x) Starsky and Hutch&lt;br /&gt;(x) Neverending Story&lt;br /&gt;(x)Blazing Saddles&lt;br /&gt;(x) Airplane&lt;br /&gt;Section 1: 10/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Princess Bride&lt;br /&gt;(x) Young Frankenstien&lt;br /&gt;(x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy&lt;br /&gt;(x) Napoleon Dynamite&lt;br /&gt;(x) Saw&lt;br /&gt;(x) White Noise&lt;br /&gt;( ) White Oleander&lt;br /&gt;(x) Anger Management&lt;br /&gt;(x) 50 First Dates&lt;br /&gt;(x) Jason X&lt;br /&gt;Section 2: 9/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x)Scream&lt;br /&gt;(x)Scream 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Scream 3&lt;br /&gt;(x) Scary Movie&lt;br /&gt;(x) Scary Movie 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Scary Movie 3&lt;br /&gt;(x) American Pie&lt;br /&gt;(x)American Pie 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) American Pie the Wedding&lt;br /&gt;(x) Harry Potter&lt;br /&gt;Section 3: 10/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Harry Potter 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Harry Potter 3&lt;br /&gt;( ) Harry Potter 4&lt;br /&gt;(x) Resident Evil I&lt;br /&gt;(x) Resident Evil 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Wedding Singer&lt;br /&gt;(x) Little Black Book&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Village&lt;br /&gt;(x) Donnie Darko&lt;br /&gt;(x) Lilo &amp; Stitch&lt;br /&gt;Section 4: 9/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Finding Nemo&lt;br /&gt;(x) Finding Neverland&lt;br /&gt;(x) 13 Ghosts&lt;br /&gt;(x) Signs&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Grinch&lt;br /&gt;(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre&lt;br /&gt;(x) White Chicks&lt;br /&gt;(x) Butterfly Effect&lt;br /&gt;(x) Thirteen Going on 30&lt;br /&gt;(x) I, Robot&lt;br /&gt;Section 5: 10/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story&lt;br /&gt;( ) Universal Soldier&lt;br /&gt;(x) A Series Of Unfortunate Events&lt;br /&gt;(x) Along Came Polly&lt;br /&gt;( ) Deep Impact&lt;br /&gt;(x) KingPin&lt;br /&gt;(x) Never Been Kissed&lt;br /&gt;(x) Meet The Parents&lt;br /&gt;(x) Meet the Fockers&lt;br /&gt;(x) Eight Crazy Nights&lt;br /&gt;Section 6: 8/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;( ) A Cinderella Story&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Terminal&lt;br /&gt;( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie &lt;br /&gt;( ) Passport to Paris&lt;br /&gt;(x) Dumb &amp; Dumber&lt;br /&gt;(x) Dumb &amp; Dumberer&lt;br /&gt;(x) Final Destination&lt;br /&gt;(x) Final Destination 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Halloween&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Ring&lt;br /&gt;Section 7: 7/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Ring 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Harold &amp; Kumar Get the Munchies (H&amp;K go to white castle)&lt;br /&gt;( ) Practical magic&lt;br /&gt;(x) Chicago&lt;br /&gt;(x) Ghost Ship&lt;br /&gt;(x) From Hell&lt;br /&gt;(x) Hellboy&lt;br /&gt;(x) Secret Window&lt;br /&gt;(x) I Am Sam&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Whole Nine Yards&lt;br /&gt;Section 8: 9/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x)The Day After Tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;(x) Child's Play&lt;br /&gt;(x)Bride of Chucky&lt;br /&gt;(x) Ten Things I Hate About You&lt;br /&gt;(x) Just Married&lt;br /&gt;(x) Gothika&lt;br /&gt;(x) Nightmare on Elm Street&lt;br /&gt;(x) Sixteen Candles&lt;br /&gt;( ) Coach Carter&lt;br /&gt;(x) Bad Boys&lt;br /&gt;Section 9: 9/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x)Bad Boys 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Joy Ride&lt;br /&gt;(x) Se7en&lt;br /&gt;(x) Oceans eleven &lt;br /&gt;(x) Ocean's Twelve&lt;br /&gt;(x) Identity&lt;br /&gt;( ) Lone Star&lt;br /&gt;(x) Bedazzled&lt;br /&gt;(x) Predator I&lt;br /&gt;(x) Predator II&lt;br /&gt;Section 10: 9/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Independence Day&lt;br /&gt;( ) Cujo&lt;br /&gt;( ) A Bronx Tale&lt;br /&gt;(x) Darkness Falls&lt;br /&gt;( ) Christine&lt;br /&gt;(x) ET&lt;br /&gt;(x) Children of the Corn&lt;br /&gt;( ) My Boss' daughter&lt;br /&gt;( )Maid in manhattan&lt;br /&gt;( )Frailty&lt;br /&gt;Section 11: 4/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;( ) Best Bet&lt;br /&gt;(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days&lt;br /&gt;( ) She's All That&lt;br /&gt;( )Calendar girls&lt;br /&gt;( ) Sideways&lt;br /&gt;(x) Mars Attacks&lt;br /&gt;( ) Event Horizon&lt;br /&gt;(x) Ever After&lt;br /&gt;(x) Forrest Gump&lt;br /&gt;( ) Big Trouble in Little China&lt;br /&gt;Section 12: 5/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) X-Men&lt;br /&gt;(x) X-Men 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Jeepers Creepers&lt;br /&gt;(x) Jeepers Creepers 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Catch Me If You Can&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Others&lt;br /&gt;(x) Freaky Friday&lt;br /&gt;(x) Reign of Fire&lt;br /&gt;(x) Cruel Intentions&lt;br /&gt;(x)The Hot Chick&lt;br /&gt;Section 13: 10/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Swimfan&lt;br /&gt;(x) Miracle&lt;br /&gt;(x) Old School&lt;br /&gt;( ) The Notebook&lt;br /&gt;( ) K-Pax&lt;br /&gt;(x) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring&lt;br /&gt;(x) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers&lt;br /&gt;(x) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King&lt;br /&gt;(x)Walk to Remember&lt;br /&gt;( )Boogeyman&lt;br /&gt;Section 14: 7/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Hitch&lt;br /&gt;( ) The Fifth Element&lt;br /&gt;(x) Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace&lt;br /&gt;( ) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones&lt;br /&gt;( ) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith&lt;br /&gt;(x) Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope&lt;br /&gt;(x) Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back&lt;br /&gt;(x)Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi...&lt;br /&gt;( ) Troop Beverly Hills&lt;br /&gt;( ) Swimming with Sharks&lt;br /&gt;Section 15: 5/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Air Force One&lt;br /&gt;(x) For Richer or Poorer&lt;br /&gt;( ) trainspotting&lt;br /&gt;( ) People Under the Stairs&lt;br /&gt;( ) Blue Velvet&lt;br /&gt;(x) Sound of Music&lt;br /&gt;(x)Parent Trap 1&lt;br /&gt;(x)Parent Trap 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Burbs&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Terminator&lt;br /&gt;Section 16: 7/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;( ) Empire Records&lt;br /&gt;( ) SLC Punk&lt;br /&gt;(x) Meet Joe Black&lt;br /&gt;(x) Nightmare Before Christmas&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Silence of the Lambs&lt;br /&gt;(x) Sleepy Hollow&lt;br /&gt;( ) I Heart Huckabees&lt;br /&gt;( ) 24 Hour Party People&lt;br /&gt;( ) In Out&lt;br /&gt;(x) The Virgin Suicides&lt;br /&gt;Section 17: 5/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Harold and Maude&lt;br /&gt;(x) Party Monster&lt;br /&gt;(x) Home Alone&lt;br /&gt;(x) Home Alone 2&lt;br /&gt;(x) Home Alone 3&lt;br /&gt;(x) Ghost World&lt;br /&gt;(x) Fern Gully&lt;br /&gt;(x)Secret of Nymh&lt;br /&gt;(x) Hocus Pocus&lt;br /&gt;(x) Singin' in the Rain&lt;br /&gt;Section 18: 10/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;( ) Amelie&lt;br /&gt;(x) spun&lt;br /&gt;(x) monty python and the hoyl grail&lt;br /&gt;(x) white christmas&lt;br /&gt;(x) the birdcage&lt;br /&gt;(x) dude wheres my car?&lt;br /&gt;( ) mallrats&lt;br /&gt;( ) chasing amy&lt;br /&gt;(x) jay and silent bob strike back&lt;br /&gt;(x) dogma&lt;br /&gt;Section 19: 7/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(x) Clerks&lt;br /&gt;(x) monty python and the meaning of life&lt;br /&gt;(x) anaconda&lt;br /&gt;( ) a chorus line&lt;br /&gt;(x) requiem for a dream&lt;br /&gt;(x) spaceballs&lt;br /&gt;( ) fairytopia&lt;br /&gt;(x) ferris bueller's day off&lt;br /&gt;(x) hackers&lt;br /&gt;(x) american history x&lt;br /&gt;section 20 : 8/10&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Grand Total: 158/200&lt;br /&gt;I never said I wanted to see them, or even liked the for that matter, but I've seen em.&lt;br /&gt;I hope I feel better by monday</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-25T09:30:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-25T17:31:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-25T17:31:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>System of a Down - Hypnotize</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Merry Christmas RRRbuddy</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:mister_assbag:26555</id>
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    <title>Hello</title>
    <published>2005-12-21T21:49:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-21T21:49:00Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Korn - See You On The Other Side</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I got my computer back today. If you didnt know, it was in the shop getting repaired, its pretty messed up. Oh well. Umm, I hope you all are enjoying your Winter Break</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-13T21:38:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-14T05:40:20Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-14T05:40:20Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Fiction - In Retrospect</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Date: Tue, 13 Dec 2005 18:26:28 -0800 (PST) &lt;br /&gt;From:  "Erik Sucks" &amp;lt;e_rik_is_gay@yahoo.com&amp;gt;  &lt;br /&gt;Subject: Fuck you &lt;br /&gt;To: Anderson_2049@yahoo.com &lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;Why do you talk so much shit? You don't even know half the people you start shit with. Go fucking die you little bitch, the world will be a better place without your fagit ass. You sick little bitch, I will always hate you. Think harder, I'm sure you can figure out who this is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know, I really don't know who this is. You can send him/her some hate mail of your own if you'd like. They call me a bitch like 3 times in one sentence. Funny, why would I "start Shit" with peple I don't know. haha...some people</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>Tests</title>
    <published>2005-12-11T05:26:04Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-11T05:26:04Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Hopesfall - Abandon Your Friends</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I am in the middle of conducting an expirement to test a thought I had. So far, the results are proving my hypothesis true. I will need to go through tomorrow in order to prove 100% that my original hypothesis is true.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although I hope with all of my heart that I am wrong.</content>
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    <title>Squeaky Squeak</title>
    <published>2005-12-10T18:53:19Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-10T18:53:19Z</updated>
    <lj:music>As Blood Runs Black</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It felt REALLY REALLY REALLY good to be called "Anderson" again.</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-07T20:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-08T04:47:31Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-08T04:47:31Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Killswitch Engage - Life To Lifeless</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Test your knowledge of the E-rik!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://Assbag.friendtest.com"&gt;http://Assbag.friendtest.com&lt;/a&gt;.</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-07T18:58:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-08T03:11:00Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-08T03:11:00Z</updated>
    <lj:music>As Blood Runs Black</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I'm getting pretty heavy as to the music I am listening to lately. I never thought I'd say it, but I like Cattle Decapitation. Its pretty creepy. I never even liked screaming until last year when I saw Unearth on TV and then live. I remember I saw Killswitch Engage and I remember thinking "This sucks, ecxept for when he sings" Then I started singing it in my head and thinking "Wow, its actually pretty good." Then I started watching the Headbangers Ball, hoping to see the "Rose Of Sharyn" video again. I saw some other pretty sweet stuff that also caught my attention. But I still hated the deep growls of death metal and shizzle to that extent. I continued to watch the weekly show, when I heard of The Black Dahlia Murder, they blew me away. They opened up the door to all of the deep growly evil shizzle. I went to Unearth's "space" where I heard of Suicide Silence. Then I heard they were playing with a band called "Job For A Cowboy". I remembered that I had A DVD with Cattle Decapitation on it, and I watched it again, and to my surprise, I liked it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey, I'm bored, and I just wanted to think of a way to waste 2 minutes of your time. HAHAHAH</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-07T15:55:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-08T00:13:34Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-08T00:13:34Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Cattle Decap</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Its really weird, one minute, I'll be your best friend, and anything you say will kee me tentatively listening. I will worry about your problems just as if they were my own. The next minute I will not care at all, I will listen, but won't hear you. I will not want to nor will I care about your insignificant problems as long as I am content. For those who get the butt of this, I apologize. -se? When I'm in a not-caring mood its not because I don't like you, I'm just in one of my moods. I honestly believe I could suffer from PMS....geez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm drinking a SOBE Liz Fuel, which is a combination of Strawberry and Banana. Its really good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Patriot Update Winter Spectacular should be really good and funny. ESPECIALLY since I wrote half of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cattle Decapitation is FRIDAY!!! I'm friggin scared as to keeping my anal virginity throughout the duration of that show. Its pretty heavy...I may be squished</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-12-05T15:11:00</title>
    <published>2005-12-05T23:15:56Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-05T23:15:56Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Nodes Of Ranvier</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I was tagged...&lt;br /&gt;My 5 simple pleasures are...&lt;br /&gt;1)Music, listening to it that is&lt;br /&gt;2)when I get a good laugh out of someone I respect (Times 2 if I really like the person)&lt;br /&gt;3)I know its gay, but I like cooking stuff&lt;br /&gt;4)Laughing, I can't explain how much I enjoy laughing&lt;br /&gt;5)Watching a good movie while eating popcorn and drinking a Barq's Root Beer&lt;br /&gt;6) I had to add this one :Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream - Delish&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quote of the day - "What's your favorite posish? Thats cool, not mine but I'll do it for you anyway"&lt;br /&gt;                 -Jack Black (Fuck Her Gently)</content>
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    <title>Word</title>
    <published>2005-12-03T21:38:44Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-03T21:38:44Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Nodes Of Ranvier - The Years To Come</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Any plans for the weekend? If not, wanna make some?</content>
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    <title>Go Here</title>
    <published>2005-12-03T00:06:04Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-03T00:06:04Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Nodes Of Ranvier</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/___zenzoken____/"&gt;http://www.livejournal.com/users/___zenzoken____/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This guy is funny. Half of you know him, so add him</content>
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    <title>Killswitch Engage Has GREAT songs</title>
    <published>2005-11-30T06:39:26Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-30T06:39:26Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Killswitch Engage</lj:music>
    <content type="html">8. Temple From The Within&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;make me feel serenity when all is revealed&lt;br /&gt;so easy to look back in life and question&lt;br /&gt;but i must seek to find the strength&lt;br /&gt;to push forward&lt;br /&gt;want to see what's so beautiful inside&lt;br /&gt;as we drink of life eternal&lt;br /&gt;absolve me through your suffering&lt;br /&gt;teach me to inscribe&lt;br /&gt;these words on my heart&lt;br /&gt;cover me with the shadow of your hand&lt;br /&gt;i will not loose myself in everything that tears me down&lt;br /&gt;because you stand by me&lt;br /&gt;no one to blame for my transgressions&lt;br /&gt;no one to blame but myself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. The Element Of One&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;torn disbelieving separation&lt;br /&gt;i close my eyes to see you&lt;br /&gt;this is for you, everything i am&lt;br /&gt;this is for you, take it from me&lt;br /&gt;torn disbelieving separation&lt;br /&gt;i close my eyes&lt;br /&gt;but there is no escaping this&lt;br /&gt;in your arms in your soul&lt;br /&gt;i will be rejuvenation&lt;br /&gt;breathe me in&lt;br /&gt;i am forever&lt;br /&gt;deep within i am eternal&lt;br /&gt;i will return to you&lt;br /&gt;i am with you always&lt;br /&gt;i will never turn away from you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn nigga</content>
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    <title>mister_assbag @ 2005-11-27T10:46:00</title>
    <published>2005-11-27T18:47:15Z</published>
    <updated>2005-11-27T18:47:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Have a terrific day, everybody.</content>
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